The AI built to give you your life back — on hardware nobody else can read. Lives in your iMessage. Holds your whole life across every part of it. Texts you what matters before you have to remember.

Five parts of your life. Real facts. The hairlines between them are the bindings — the cross-domain cognition no other system can give you across years.
This is your brain after seven days. At year three, it’s the most accurate model of you that exists anywhere — and it deepens with every conversation.
Every reply pulls from a memory graph that holds your calendar, your health, your relationships, your money, and everything you’ve told it across years — all at once.
A five-word question gets a real reasoned reply — pulling from your sleep tracker, your heart-rate variability trend, your race calendar, your protocol rules. No other AI can answer this honestly, because no other AI has the graph.

Bill about to decline because your card is over limit. Other AI sends you a notification and waits for you to log in and fix it. Oluri switches the card, saves the charge, tells you after. Real action, real money, full audit, every time.

A throwaway sentence triggers pattern recall across weeks, plus a concrete handoff — not a sympathy reply, not a list of tips. The kind of read you’d only get from a friend who’s known you for years.

Food, health, parenting, career, home, finance, relationships, faith, travel, legal. Each lane has dedicated specialist skills — the food layer rivals MyFitnessPal and a meal planner combined; the finance layer audits subscriptions and switches cards mid-charge; the health layer reads labs and tracks training.
The food layer reads the calendar. The calendar reads the sleep tracker. The sleep tracker informs the workout. The workout informs lunch. One brain, one graph — not ten apps you have to reconcile.
Every conversation deepens the graph. Recall on demand, forever — what your daughter said about gerberas in March 2026, the article you read in October, the rule you set in January. None of it ages out.
Confidential-compute mode at the hardware level. My own AI, not OpenAI, not Anthropic. Nothing leaves your account — not when you’re using it, not when I’m debugging, not under subpoena. This is the only reason the rest of the product is possible.
Most AI is one or the other. Oluri does both, and knows which one you need.
Reorders, scheduling, drafting, monitoring, paying, switching. Oluri executes. You confirm the personal ones.

When you’re sitting with a real one — go or don’t, push through or take the night, say yes or no — Oluri pulls everything it knows about you and gives you the actual call. Not a list. Not another question.

Every other AI on your phone is built to make you spend more time with it. Engagement is the revenue model. Session length is the metric. They need you addicted — scrolling, prompting, talking to a screen instead of the people in your life.
Oluri does the opposite. Its job is to hold the stuff you shouldn’t have to carry, run the stuff that doesn’t need you, and give the time back. Then go quiet until you actually need it.
A daily cap of three unsolicited messages. Memory that compounds while you’re offline. One morning brief instead of pings all day. Use it for what only it can do — then go live.
Less phone. More life.
The reason no big AI company has shipped this is that they can’t. They run on someone else’s GPUs. Their staff can read your messages when they’re debugging. Your conversations train the next version of their model.
So their users cap at what they’d say in a Notion doc. The diagnosis stays unsaid. The fight with your spouse stays unsaid. The estate plan, the recovery date, the thing your therapist said — none of it makes it into the AI. And without those things, the AI is a stranger holding pieces of you. Not a cognition. Not yours.
I bought my own GPUs and put them in a single facility in Nashville. They run in confidential-compute mode — the hardware itself refuses to expose memory to anyone, including me, while your data is being processed. Every memory is encrypted to a vault only you can open. The model is mine, not OpenAI’s, not Anthropic’s, not anyone’s. Nothing about you ever leaves your account.
Share the things you wouldn’t put in a Google doc.
That’s the version of Oluri that’s actually you.
Oluri can use your location to be useful at the right place and time — an ETA when you’re running late, the laundry reminder firing when you actually walk in, the workout pre-loaded when you reach the gym. Things that only work if it knows.
You opt in by texting LOCATION ON and sharing with Oluri’s number through FindMy. No background GPS. Apple manages the share. Oluri pulls only when it would actually help.
Three commands. LOCATION ON shares with Oluri.
LOCATION FULL lets it proactively help. LOCATION OFF wipes everything.
Seven days free. $20/month after. Cancel any time inside the app.
$20 locked, forever. Not changing as we grow. Optimizing for impact, not margin.
If Oluri buys something for you — groceries, a flight, a gift — there’s a 5% service fee on that purchase, non-refundable once the order is placed. Personal purchases (gifts, sensitive accounts) get handed back to you to confirm. No fee on those.
In five years, AI will demand to know everything about you to actually help you. Bank accounts. Family. Faith. The cameras in your house. The mics on your kitchen counter.
Right now, all of that lives on servers a Claude engineer can open. Trained on, profited from, breached eventually.
I’m building the alternative.
Oluri runs on hardware I personally own. I bought my own Mac minis so you’d never carry third-party iMessage risk. I locked the price at $20 a month and it’s not changing — I’m not optimizing for margin, I’m optimizing for impact.
This isn’t AI to replace you. It’s AI to support you. To hold the stuff you shouldn’t have to carry. To pull you out of your phone, not deeper in. To give you back the time you’d otherwise spend with the people and the world God has given us.
All of this starts with trusting me. Not Oluri. Not what it can do. Me — and my intentions.

Seven days free. We read every signup by hand.
we got it.
you’ll hear back from us within a day. in the meantime, the brain is already learning your name.